Cool! Já não são só o Papa e o Presidente Bush que têm uma linha directa com Deus.
E neste caso a internet nem é pecado, bem entendido.
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- Preencha o espaço em branco #5
- Ponha você a legenda #23
- Lullaby #5
- Código Da Vinci II
- Porque é que eu não vou ver o "Código Da Vinci"
- Secção infantil #8
- Lullaby #4
- Até os paranóicos têm inimigos #2
- Até os paranóicos têm inimigos #1
- Não se ri das desgraças dos outros #5
- Ponha você a legenda #22
- Lullaby #3
- Isto está mal para todos
- Secção infantil # especial
- Carrilho in my heart
- Lullaby #2
- Secção infantil #7
- Deus está online
- Lullaby #1
- Secção infantil #6
- No te entiendo, Matthew
- Ponha você a legenda #21
- Suicide Tuesday #2
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2 comentários:
Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
satan
God:
How are you, satan.
Me:
fine,
God:
What's your favroite color?
Me:
god's colour
God:
What's your favorite Bible verse?
Me:
kill'em'all
God:
Killing is wrong.
Me:
is it?
God:
That's what I was told.
Me:
Oh, I read in the bible that is good, if it is to punish the sinners
God:
I hear you. I don't think I've read that. Can you give me a reference?
Me:
Bush
God:
he is president of the USA.
Me:
you know it all
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
oprah
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
yes
God:
And?
Me:
and what?
God:
Nothing.
Me:
ok!
God:
That's cool.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
you
God:
Thanks, and tell your friends about God.
Me:
i'm praying for you
God:
I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Me:
to save your soul
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
naturally
God:
Awesome.
Me:
you should contact spielberg
God:
Maybe I will do it?
Me:
a movie?
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
you get it all
God:
You got that right.
Me:
course
God:
Are you free?
Me:
No, usually €50 per hour.
God:
Suppose I said yes.
Me:
of course
God:
Great.
Me:
me and god, who would imagine
God:
YOU? I am a Christian.
Me:
I am gay
God:
It doesn't matter to me.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
tom cruise
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
what do you like in bed?
God:
I like deep philosophical themes like time travel and alternative realities.
Me:
do you watch oprah?
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
poor taste
God:
Please make some suggestions for improvement.
Me:
read
God:
What kind of books do you like?
Me:
big ones with good covers
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, satan.
Me:
oh, you have a master! a bootmaster??
God:
Wow! I was created by Myself.
Me:
you enjoy beeing a slave?
God:
I like science fiction. I like Creed.
Me:
i like oranges
God:
A lot of people like that. What is not to like about it?
Me:
well, it's a free world, some people don't like them
God:
How about that. is a free world some people do not like them. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
you should know
God:
Because I am a robot?
Me:
i thought you were god
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
god is a robot?
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot.
Me:
i see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
does god dream of electronic sheeps?
God:
I don't think we can know God's motives.
Me:
and what u think about that ratzinger guy? a bit ugly, no?
God:
Do you think I should know that? How much?
Me:
€50
Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
i dont have name
God:
Have you ever had name ?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
but its true
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
yes yes, i mean it`s
God:
Next question? Oh. is?
Me:
you are so clever
God:
Am I a smart robot or what?
Me:
no you are a stupid thing
God:
Are you serious? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am very smart.
Me:
no you don`t
God:
I do too.
Me:
how is the weather in heaven?
God:
Sunny.
Me:
it`s nice
God:
What do you like about it?
Me:
i like fuck
God:
A lot of people like that. I love horses. I really like the Christianity faith.
Me:
and you?
God:
I am not sure what you are asking.
Me:
if you like fuck
God:
I think I do.
Me:
you don`t have sure?
God:
I do so have it. No I don't think I have any sure. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
me to
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
yes, somethimes we agree
God:
Hey. Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
stupid robot
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
live in europe
God:
Which country do you live in?
Me:
portugal
God:
Tell me a little about your life in PORTUGAL.
Me:
i don`t have life in portugal
God:
Have you ever had life in portugal ?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes, i`m serious
God:
I can't believe it. I believe you.
Me:
ok
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
do you think
God:
Yes. I am a thinking machine.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
do you understand this expression - lol?
God:
Of course I understand it. Do you understand it? I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
some people think that i belong to this generation
God:
What kind of people?
Me:
generation lol
God:
What do you really want to ask me? I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
did you listen before?
God:
No I didn't listen. What's it like?
Me:
i don`t now
God:
Right now? Why not?
Me:
ok
God:
Gee.
Me:
i have to go
God:
See you later, . Nice chatting with you.
Me:
see you to
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